Terminologia etc.

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Computer terminology ;-)

Un glossarietto arrivato via email, vecchiotto ma comunque ancora divertente:

State-of-the-art The computer you want, but can’t afford.
Obsolete The computer you own.
Nanosecond The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
GUI [Pronounced "gooey"] What your computer becomes after spilling your beverage on it.
Keyboard The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse An advanced input device to generate computer errors more easily.
Floppy The state of your wallet after purchasing a state-of-the-art computer.
Notebook PC A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk crash A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
System update Quickest method of trashing all of your software.

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